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    Marth
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    So lets pretend that the Ken Ham/creationist model is real. This all knowing, supreme, mystical being we dubbed God created everything that we know to exist in six days. Okay. Well apparently after six days of work my man got tired and decided that the seventh day (Sunday) will be his recovery day.

    But why does God get winded and need to take a knee? And even more importantly what does God do in his down time? What sort of fun celestial shit does he do to take his mind off things?

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    #1843
    Eric
    Eric
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    Bocce ball? I think God plays Bocce ball with… Jesus maybe? But since its God we’re talking about, he can do anything with anyone… so maybe a teams match: God and Jesus vs Genghis Khan and Jimi Hendrix?

    #1844
    Marth
    Marth
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    winner takes all

    #1892

    Couldn’t he just fly around the earth in opposite directions and turn time back? Superman did it. Plus I am not sure he rested at all. Day seven was for the black opp shit he didn’t want us knowing about. Like dinosaurs and unicorns and skooma.

    #1893
    Marth
    Marth
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    i like it

    #2170
    Tiffany
    Tiffany
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    God has a skeeball addiction. duhh…

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